Win A Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire Starter Pack!

We recently took a look at Sega's new mobile clicker Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire, and found it to be quite the pleasant, nostalgia-fuelled experience. I also mentioned at the foot of that article that I was lucky enough to be sent a rather passive-aggressive starter pack, welcoming me to the world of PRESTIGE MEGACORPORATION* and signed by none other than Crazy Taxi Gazillionaire's insane effortlessly charismatic antagonist Edelbert Von Güber. It appears Von Güber has become tiresome of these packs though, and as such is offering you - yes you! - the chance to win one. Here's a statement he released to us, via his equally well-drawn spokesperson:

"My fellow denizens,

Sadly we are phasing out PRESTIGE MEGACORPORATION starter packs as they are simply too costly to put together. We’d rather use the money for more worthwhile exploits, such as buying out the competition.

If you’d like to be in the running for one of the last few packs send your name and postal address to community@sega.net and you may be lucky enough to receive one. First come, first served.

Starter kits can also be found by the trash cans around the back of the PRESTIGE MEGACORPORATION building in Glitter Oasis - help yourself!"