The World's SMALLEST Dreamcast Games!

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The Dreamcast's GD-ROM format was a strange beast, being ever so slightly bigger than a CD-ROM but nowhere close to the capacity of the impending, mighty DVD-ROM. Packing in 1GB per disc, a majority of the Dreamcast's retail game library barely even tapped into this extra available space. As we will explore here, storage space isn't everything though: you can squeeze some pretty darn good games into not even a tenth of a GD-ROM's space!

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My entire shelf of Dreamcast games and more fit on this! What a time we live in!

It's via this technique that I have been able to put together this list of games that are all less than 100MB! Take note, I am not including indie releases, prototypes, unreleased games, Atomiswave ports or software like web browsers and Fish Life. Also I haven't downloaded every game ever released so there are probably some visual novels out there that are tiny in size for all I know.

15. Silent Scope - 96.91MB

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Konami's Dreamcast output was kind of disappointing. When they weren't busy cancelling Castlevania games for the system, they did throw out the odd bone with some arcade ports such as this here sniping-romp. It's a real shame the Dreamcast wasn't blessed with a sniper light gun like the Xbox, as the game played with a standard controller feels like it's missing something. Much like Samba De Amigo, though, it is playable enough this way but you can't help feeling like it's a lesser experience. Oh well.

14. Ooga Booga - 91.49MB

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13. Evangelion Typing Project E - 71.59MB

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I won't go into too much detail about this one as it has been discussed here at length in the past after Derek Pascarella treated us all to an English translation! Evangelion Typing Project E gives us another game to practice our touch-typing skills on, but instead of gunning down zombies with words you er...do Evangelion stuff! Like the anime! I dunno, I haven't really had a chance to play much of it yet, but definitely give it a shot if you're a fan of the show! There are in fact two translated Evangelion typing games, but I couldn't properly shrink the other one without it breaking, so I assume if optimized well it'd probably be a similar size to this one.

12. SEGA Tetris - 62.56MB

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This was the first Japanese import Dreamcast game I ever purchased from eBay, if I recall correctly! Why this one stayed in Japan is beyond me, but the console rights for Tetris have always been a bit of a confusing ride as Sega themselves found out when their Mega Drive/Genesis release had to be recalled... But this is Sega Tetris, not to be confused with Tetris...by Sega. Got it?

I really dig the presentation in this game. It's also kind of notable for being one of the last arcade Tetris games before the new rules came into play like swapping, hard drops and now legendary T-spins. The gameplay of this one gets ridiculously fast-paced, making it one of the harder Tetris games out there, though there are plenty of modes to mess around in, including a UFO catcher claw game with cute Sonic 1 remixes!

This is another one on the "someone get it translated and back online if at all possible" wish list!

11. Plus Plumb - 62.53MB

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No, I wasn't going to pop down the shops just to buy a plum to photo this with. That'd be silly.

Only 3kB less than Sega Tetris, we have another Japan-only puzzle game! Plus Plumb is a pretty obscure one as far as I know. I discovered it back in around 2000 when a car boot sale I went to every week had a store of bootleg games (oh no! ☠️). These bootlegs were incredibly low effort, literally just plain CD-Rs with the game's titles penned on them, most of which were random Japanese games I'd never heard of until I took them home and fed them to the rotating Utopia reindeer.

Plus Plumb is a pretty standard match 3 versus game with some Pokémon-looking mofos chatting in between stages (with full voice acting!). I played quite a bit of this back in the day (did eventually buy a legit copy, don't worry) so the music from this is one of those earworms that has stuck with me for 20+ years!

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9. Midway's Greatest Arcade Hits Volume 1 - 61.32MB

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The passage of time and advancing technology means video games over the years have only gotten bigger and bigger, so when you decide to stick six dog-old arcade games in a collection...those games are not going to take up a lot of space. Of course this doesn't mean much of anything when it comes to gameplay of course; I mean who doesn't want to slide around a sink as a bubble with a scary face avoiding spiders and razor blades? That's what I thought!

Included on this collection are Defender, Defender II, Joust, Bubbles, Sinistar, and my personal favourite, Robotron: 2084. While the later Midway Arcade Treasures collections on PS2 and GameCube are far more comprehensive (Midway Arcade Treasures 3 even includes Dreamcast ports of San Francisco Rush 2049 and Hydro Thunder!) this isn't a bad selection of classic titles, all things considered.

This would probably be higher on the list but the menu does feature some rather nice 3D models of the arcade cabinets (which I imagine bumped up the size somewhat), something that another collection we will get to later lacks. In case you're wondering, the USA-exclusive second volume which also contains six arcade games is well over 300MB and the only reason I think this might be is because the second collection has some FMV logo animations when you boot it up.

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Do not stare into the hamster's eyes, they are pretty sus.

Another Japanese puzzle game, this time from the er..."fine" folks that bought you the Death Crimson series, Ecole! With a title like Musapey's Choco Marker, it's kind of unsurprising that this one is not more known! The game has you run around on 3D coloured blocks as some hamster-looking thing, matching them up until there are none left. It's quite fun once you get used to how it works, though I will say this: turn the volume down when you play it as the sound effects and voices are really blown out and far too loud!

 

7. Net De Tennis - 65.07MB

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This box art is top tier. I love it.

A Japan-only Capcom release that grabs the tennis game featured in their arcade title Capcom Sports Club (which can now be played in its entirety on the Capcom Arcade 2nd Stadium collection for modern platforms) and adds a "For Matching Service" online mode to it. This is a very bare bones package with a Vs CPU mode, some basic character customization, and that's pretty much it.

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These photos are not just to flex, I swear!

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Tako from Parodius can stand in for the lack of Tako no Marine merchandise.

Here's a super obscure Japan-exclusive from Micro Cabin, creators of erm... a load of other super obscure Japan-exclusive games! Pop Breaker on the Game Gear, anyone? No?

But what is it? Why it's a 3D puzzle platformer with a cool look that uses 2D character sprites in a 3D world, similar to that of Boku Doraemon. Gameplay consists of instructing a girl to run around and press switches to open doors and set off booby traps. There's quite a bit of language-barrier-inducing dialogue shared between the girl and the titular character of Tako (a red octopus), and the puzzles can get quite tricky pretty early on, but as Marge Simpson once said: "I just think it's neat!"

4. Ikaruga - 37.88MB

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Yeah...wow. This one legit surprised me. This game needs no introduction, I'm sure, but its inclusion on this list really does prove that with some clever use of texture and polygon work, you can make a stone cold classic shmup that barely takes up the equivalent space of a compressed video uploaded to Twitter, and still have it be one of the nicest looking 3D games on the system.

3. Neo Golden Logres - 37.46MB

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A knight on a horse in a desert with a crow. Yep, that's pinball!

The Dreamcast is sadly very lacking when it comes to digital pinball experiences. Really, REALLY lacking. So much so that you are looking at half of the console's entire officially released pinball library right now, with the other being the PAL-exclusive Pro Pinball Trilogy.

Just like Pro Pinball Trilogy, you are treated to three fictional pinball tables here, all sporting a medieval theme, as emphasized by the box art that really doesn't give away what kind of game this is. I wonder how many Japanese gamers back in the day picked this off the shelf expecting an RPG. only to flip it around and discover it was pinball. It's a pretty fun little collection of tables with an interesting life bar mechanic that replaces your typical limit of balls than can get lost between the flippers.

2. Yukawa's Treasure Hunt - 16.52MB

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Ratcliffe from Disney's Pocahontas would love this game - lots of digging. This is of course the game starring the late and great Hidekazu Yukawa, in which you need to dig up pieces that make up images of Sega memorabilia, which could win you those items in real life...in Japan for a very limited time, anyway. Gosh, Sega were so experimental and wacky back then, you've got to give them props for trying stuff like this. 

I actually own a stand-up promo display for the game, although sadly it's gotten quite sun faded over the years. It's a very simple game so of course it doesn't require much space but especially with the English fan translation out there this is a fascinating piece of Sega history worth a peek.

• Related: A Quick Look At Former Managing Director Yukawa's Treasure Hunt

1. Namco Museum - 8.99MB

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• Related: A Quick Look at Namco Museum

So what does this prove? A lot of the games are Japan-exclusives and a lot of them are pretty simple puzzle games but at the end of the day it's the enjoyment that matters, not the size! That's what she said, etc, etc...

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There are plenty of games on the Dreamcast that fill the disc with FMV cut scenes but that doesn't automatically make them good (see Nightmare Creatures II for example, 700+ mega bytes of shite) and I feel like all the games featured here are worth checking out! There might also be some games I missed so if you know of any of them let me know in the comments!

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